Blame it on DOGE, massive layoffs of humans, outsourcing overseas, or whatever you want, but everything is wrong now.
Today was the final straw.
I didn’t take to social media last week when I spent four hours on the phone with Century Link and Quantum Fiber (their sister company) and Century Link and Quantum Fiber and Century Link and Quantum Fiber. (All this to report a wire hanging over our neighbor’s driveway and leading to our house.) Finally Century Link bombarded me with texts telling me the technician was on their way, the technician was at my address, the technician was fixing the problem, and the ticket had been closed—all while my neighbor and I sat on our front porches and stared at the empty street and the still-dangling wire. No truck ever appeared. The following day, after more phone time during which Century Link transferred me to Quantum Fiber and they transferred me back to Century Link (repeat a few times) a truck showed up. A technician coiled up the drooping wire, reattached it to the pole, and drove away. This time there were no text messages from anyone.
I didn’t take to social media this week when the pod storage company texted me 20 times to ask me to confirm that we wanted the empty pod in our driveway picked up. Yes, yes, yes, C to confirm! The final text said that they’d emailed me the exact window of time when that pickup (requiring all our cars and the neighbors’ cars to be moved from the street) would occur. There was no email, of course. So I texted the pod company’s help number, which helpfully informed me I had no active pods rentals. So I went to the company’s site, clicked “Log in”—and got a 403 notice. We’re still hoping they will come take the damn pod away. Some day.
No, what has truly driven me to howl into the void of social media is the IRS. They sent a letter a few weeks ago saying that something was wrong with my 2023 return. They wouldn’t say what, but required that I upload to their site a form acknowledging that they were recomputing my 2023 return. What choice did I have? I signed the form, scanned it, and uploaded it.Today I got email from them saying there was a message for me at the IRS site. In case it was a scam, I clicked no links, but logged in to the IRS site. There I found the new message. It told me to ignore the previous letter because they had made an error, and to open or download the attached PDF to see and accept their new recomputation. I obediently downloaded the file. It turned out to have more than 45 alphanumeric characters in its name, and did not end in “pdf”. It wouldn’t open, and my file analysis software informed me it contained 0 bytes of information.
In the online account portal, I replied to the IRS message and requested a readable version of the form. I then printed out their message—which was good, because 10 minutes later their message, and my reply, had both vanished from my IRS account.
Perhaps they never existed? Maybe they’re stored in a pod in somebody’s driveway? Or maybe Quantum Fiber intercepted them and has routed them to Pete Hegseth’s phone.







